In another attempt to destroy what is left of our childhood memories, Hollywood thought it to be a good idea to create a quick cash cow in a live action/CGI movie version of The Smurfs. Why can't people draw cartoons anymore? If my kids ever want to watch The Smurfs, I will buy the original cartoon on dvd instead of introduce them to the characters by seeing this monstrosity. Smurf me! Hollywood can suck my Smurf! For those who don't know who will be filling the rest of the roles, check out this list.
Smurf Voices
Jonathan Winters as the voice of Papa Smurf
Katy Perry as the voice of Smurfette
Alan Cumming as the voice of Gutsy Smurf
George Lopez as the voice of Grouchy Smurf
Gary Basaraba as the voice of Hefty Smurf
Anton Yelchin as the voice of Clumsy Smurf
Fred Armisen as the voice of Brainy Smurf
John Oliver as the voice of Vanity Smurf
Paul Reubens as the voice of Jokey Smurf
Kenan Thompson as the voice of Greedy Smurf
B.J. Novak as the voice of Baker Smurf
Jeff Foxworthy as the voice of Handy Smurf
Wolfgang Puck as the voice of Chef Smurf
Live Action Characters
Jayma Mays as the pregnant wife of Neil Patrick Harris' character.
Neil Patrick Harris as the husband of Jayma Mays' character.
Hank Azaria as Gargamel, the arch-nemesis of the Smurfs who plots to use the Smurfs as part of a spell which would help him produce gold.
Sofia Vergara as Odile, an executive at a French cosmetics company who is the boss of Neil Patrick Harris' character.
What are they trying to do take everything we remember as kids away from us, and turn it all into some CGI thing? If they want to make a smurfs movie do it right, draw it out like it used to be back in the 80's.
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